Satan was a Lesbian

Autoriding anyone?

Chance acquaintances

The accent on "café" is wrong. And what's with no periods on the end of the last sentence of the paragraphs? Was this some subliminal reinforcement? And that's rather interesting comma placement in the first sentence, eh?

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I'll be packing for my Thanksgiving trip to Idaho. Sorry :(

I get back late Sunday, so if you want to something after then, let me know.
Damn, they've caught on to my strategy. And I thought I'd got rid of that trilby hat.