Satan was a Lesbian

Ethnic Confusion

Instead of homework ... I thought they were Japanese. It turns out they're poles.

I'm sure you'll all be relieved to know that I am finished with my homework and we will shortly be returning to our regularly scheduled programming.

(Edit: Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to come up with a better punchline. Mine was awful.)
They say that opposites attract, and we love to be together.

Coming up next on Xuxa, we learn about the compass! Stay tuned, kids!
(Xuxa hosted a children's show in brazil, that was shown on OPB, if i remember correctly)
(that xuxa link is not work safe, btw).

It's not about slavery, it's about RIGHTS! When North and South meet, there will be hell to pay. This Saturday, on Fox.