Why am I up so early? This is annoying as heck. At 6:00 AM, my eyes shot open and I couldn't get back to sleep, damn it.

A little to the left.          
No, your other left, dumb ass.                                    

As a kid, I could never figure out why adults got up so early on the weekend. The weekend is for sleeping in, right? Now I realize that it's all about having a work schedule and getting up at the same time every day. Working has ruined my weekends and now I'm doing the homework I should have done last night.

When do I get to stop being an adult?

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For a change...
I slept in. I've only been up for about 20 minutes. It's really rare for me to sleep past about 7:30 at the latest on a weekend.

Life is a bell curve. Maybe around 65 or something you'll retire and can sleep in, and then eventually you'll be back in diapers.