Why am I up so early? This is annoying as heck. At 6:00 AM, my eyes shot open and I couldn't get back to sleep, damn it.
A little to the left.
No, your other left, dumb ass.
As a kid, I could never figure out why adults got up so early on the weekend. The weekend is for sleeping in, right? Now I realize that it's all about having a work schedule and getting up at the same time every day. Working has ruined my weekends and now I'm doing the homework I should have done last night.
When do I get to stop being an adult?