Ovid (publius_ovidius) wrote,

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The Ride Home After Work

Let's see, the sun is on my left. That means I'm heading north. My apartment lies to the south. How did I get here?

It was a long ride home.

In other news, check out this manufacturer's label. It has the standard "care and feeding" instructions for the bag, in both English and French. The French text reads the same, except for the last two sentences: "NOUS SOMMES DESOLES QUE NOTRE PRESIDENT SOIT UN IDIOT. NOUS N'AVONS PAS VOTE POUR LUI."

Loosely translated, it reads "We're sorry our president is an idiot. We didn't vote for him."
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