After reading about militant homosexual penguins, I came across a horrifying bit of information:
Then in 1999, Bruce Bagemihl published "Biological Exuberance: Animal Homosexuality and Natural Diversity" (St. Martin's Press), one of the first books of its kind to provide an overview of scholarly studies of same-sex behavior in animals. Bagemihl said homosexual behavior had been documented in some 450 species.
Given the imminent danger that these species' behavior poses to our species, I would like to propose a Constitutional Amendment to ensure that these animals do not receive "special rights" under the Endangered Species Act. Avoiding extinction has historically been the domain of heterosexual animals, therefore we should not allow these sexual deviants to undermine our evolutionary values.