How to Have Fun -- Part II

Some of you may remember an old post of mine entitled How to Have Fun. This is another attempt at having "fun" with LiveJournal, but it didn't work as well as I hoped due to the way LiveJournal handles styles.

I'll play around with it more, though, and see what I can get to work. For someone with a simple theme, I think it might work very well. I'll temporarily leave my journal in the Classic style so this will work better.

(Note: celibot did not write the reply below)
You are a son of a bitch
And I deeply respect that about you, as deep as the stain i've rendered in my pants from laughing at your mendacious misdeed.

But you are still a cocksucker of the lowest magnitude. And so, someday soon, I shall drink wine from your skull, except I shall spill that wine, due to the poor quality of your crappy skull. I will then fill them with dead maggots, and use your skull as maracas, but your evilness will reanimate those foul vermin, and lay waste to the land. So then I will use it to grow a chia plant, but the plant will die because of your banal evil seeping from the calcium deposits of your skull. At that time I will place your skull beneath me, and drop my trousers and at long last fill your skull cavity with the searing, stench-filled, bile-laced, corn-frittered feces of my total and dire contempt for every single breath you drew from this perfect world and in turn replaced it with your geeky white miasmic exhalings of goth wretch.

so, um, can you show me how to do that?
Re: You are a son of a bitch
I dunno, Greg. It involves some html and that might be a bit difficult for you. </td> </tr> </table>

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2004-02-24 07:18 (link)
Yes, you're right. Never mind. I don't want to know. I would never, ever do anything even remotely irresponsible and struggling to learn how to pull off a stunt like this might just tempt me to do something I shouldn't.

I'm in enough trouble over the choirboys.
I'm not sure I know what you mean.

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2004-02-24 08:24 (link)
Well, whenever I sleep on your bad side, you never hear me whispering sweet nothings in your ear. I am so desperate to prove my love to you that I worry that if I don't stay on your good side, you won't hear those things and you won't realize that I, too, want to bear your children.

You wouldn't leave me for celibot, would you? That would be more than my heart could take. I've lost so many men to him that one more would push me over the edge.
BAAHAAHAA! Dear lord you are amazing! hahaha...

So amazing that I fear celibot may want you to start giving him handjobs in the car instead.... *heavy sigh*
Hrmmm.... just curious you strike me as someone good at taxes. Am I correct?
Depends upon what you mean by "good". Up until this year I've always done my own taxes, though I've never had anything as remotely as complicated as the horrendous mess I have this time.
Well I usually file a 1040 EZ or 1040 A but I have 1 or 2 additional things to claim and a very limited amount of time to work on them so I am hoping to find a little guidance. I am also really broke so I was interested in forking over money to some place.. but I may do it.