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Stupid "memes"

Ordinarily I don't do this, but it was creepy how accurate this thing was.

publius_ovidius

is a Giant Squid that can turn Invisible and Regenerate, spins Vast Webs, controls Human Thought, and has Tough Leathery Skin.

Strength: 7 Agility: 3 Intelligence: 7



To see if your Giant Battle Monster can
defeat publius_ovidius, enter your name and choose an attack:

fights publius_ovidius using
Goddamn, you kicked my ass!! Mark my words, publius_ovidius, I will make calamari out of you and your leathery skinned-kin!
You know, I entered your name and it seemed pretty darned accurate, too, though I can't say I ever noticed the extra arms. Must be the Scientologists behind that site or something.
There are few things in life that make me smile greater than sending cow-orkers to their doom. They deserve it, really.
rozallin is a Giant Ant that is Radioactive and Poisonous, has Four Sets of Teeth and Staring Red Eyes, and eats Trees.

rozallin got thrashed very convincingly by Ovid the giant squid.