hehehehe, it looks like an oil stain. Oh wait, that's not Bush or Cheney.
OH HO HO HO. Don't get me started! Let's just say.. I love my boyfriend, but for all things to be truly equal in our relationship, I should have every right to look at a whole lot more and better than that. This is AMERICA after all!
Hehe...You said dick. Whoo boy, hate to see that thing full mast.