Ovid (publius_ovidius) wrote,

The Imelda Marcos of Perl

A few months ago I bought myself some really snazzy shoes. In fact, everybody but _sister_madly_ loved them (she's a freak). Recently, I went out and bought yet another pair of really snazzy shoes. I hope it's just a phase.

This morning I was putting on those snazzy shoes. Right after I bought them, I noticed that these snazzy shoes have snazzy outlines of England making up their tread pattern. These outlines are gradually eroding. That's why I call these my snazzy civil liberties shoes.

Then I started taking off my snazzy shoes. I had forgotten to put on my fashionable trousers.

Mornings suck.
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