Astrology Convert?

OK, this horoscope was creepy. Really creepy. It so perfectly hit my soul that I am forced to face the possibility that maybe there is something to astrology after all:

Gemini: (May 21—June 21)

After weeks of deliberation, you have yet to hear a compelling argument for not beating most of the people you've ever met to within an inch of their lives.
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*snort*giggle* :)

Lovely. But haven't most thinking people been feeling the exact same way for a while now?
Well, heck, we're just going to have to go out there and find a few people to beat!

Oh, I guess the only mutual people on our friend's lists are people I really wouldn't want to beat. Well, maybe one. I'll just let 'em stew about which one, though.
Oh, I can come up with a few if you don't have the guts to. I am macho...this is something revealed to few.
I won't give you a hard time about paying attention to astral mumbo-jumbo if you'll tell me where you got the horoscope....