So I get up this morning at 6:00 AM. I stumbled into the bathroom and decided to scrub out the tub a bit before my shower. Then I took the shower head, turned on the water and rinsed out the tub. I leaned forward to inspect my work and it was all I could do to keep from screaming.
Yes, I've scalded my penis.
Yet another item for my "things not to do before coffee" list.