Real incident. Fake names.
FADE IN: INT. OFFICE - AFTERNOON In a typical, non-descript office, sits OVID and his boss, ALLEN. In walks BILL, the IT director with a substantial bandage over his nose. OVID I gotta ask. What the hell happened to your nose? BILL (smiling) Well, a developer wasn't getting his work done. OVID So you took a swing and he kicked your ass, huh? ALLEN Ovid, I think you need lessons in basic anatomy. OVID Depends on where his head was.
Once again, I still have my job, but Lord knows why.
(That's a screenplay format, in case you're wondering.)