In other news, if you're adventurous, you can buy coffee beans shat out a marsupial's ass. Allegedly it's pretty tasty, but I think they're not adventurous enough. Let's buy coffee shat out a super-model's ass! Who wouldn't pick up a bag at your local Starbucks with a picture of a glowing Kate Moss on the cover with a pseudo-personalized "a gift from me to you" lovingly printed on the bag of coffee (which, due to health regulations, could not actually be served at Starbucks)?
In other news, the coffee here at work may be awful, but I'm feeling grateful now.