I just bought a new toothbrush and toothpaste. Why? Because I went to brush my teeth yesterday and found my toothbrush, toothpaste, and cologne missing.
Yeah, I kinda wondered if that had something to do with it. I visited my neighbor the night before to buy him a "pre-birthday" drink and we got completely smashed. Still, I didn't return to my flat until we got done and then I went straight to bed, so I don't think I could have put them anywhere.
Smashed on one drink? I'm starting to worry about you. You really need to get out more.
*duck*