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Gone

I just bought a new toothbrush and toothpaste. Why? Because I went to brush my teeth yesterday and found my toothbrush, toothpaste, and cologne missing.
Yeah, I kinda wondered if that had something to do with it. I visited my neighbor the night before to buy him a "pre-birthday" drink and we got completely smashed. Still, I didn't return to my flat until we got done and then I went straight to bed, so I don't think I could have put them anywhere.
a "pre-birthday" drink


Smashed on one drink? I'm starting to worry about you. You really need to get out more.
Stolen toothbrush? I'm pretty sure you can rule out the thief being English, then. ;p
(Anonymous)
That makes the most sense to me to! This is Saucee. Still can't get into my own account. lol
If you just keep eatin' that good'old english food your teeth will fall out soon and you don't need to worry about toothbrushes anymore...