Ovid (publius_ovidius) wrote,

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Sleepy Penis

Yeah, you read that subject line correctly.

I decided to bike the long way home today. My bike seat, being only marginally softer than granite, is not as comfortable as it could be. It was not until I got home and hopped off my bike that I realized I managed to cut off the flow of blood to my penis. It fell asleep. I'm now dealing with the inevitable pins and needs.

This hurts, damn it! It's also funny, in a rather painful sort of way. I've never had this happen, much less heard about it happening to anyone else. My roommate suggested that I rub it vigorously to bring back the blood flow, but modesty wins out.
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