After a biking accident, I noticed my right big toenail was askew. I reached down and tugged on it, and it came off in my hand, exposing sticky, white flesh underneath. Thank god I was dreaming.

In other news, I was working on a program today when I had to change all instances of 'config' to 'manifest'. That left me with the following word in my documentation: 'manifesturation'. Eww.
That's almost as bad as 'webinar', which still makes me cringe.
Well, I can share my other biking accident. I was heading down to the Nottingham canal bike path and it was a steep, muddy slope. I started to lose control and I had two options: throw myself in the canal or throw myself in the mud. I chose the latter.