You won't believe it!

I have to repost this blog entry in toto because once the author realizes what a dumbass he is, I think he's going to take it down.

Murder without conscience

Here are some quotes from a pro-abortion person, Miss Caroline Weber, who wrote an article at The Onion online magazine.

The Onion Article

When referring to the killing of her child she said:

"I am totally psyched for this abortion!"

"Those pro-life activists made it pretty clear that, unlike me, they actually think abortion is bad and to be avoided. Are they nuts? Abortion is the best!"

"It wasn't until now that I was lucky enough to be pregnant with a child I had no means to support."

"I just know it's going to be the best non-anesthetized invasive uterine surgery ever!"

Who does Miss Weber blame her abortion on? The pro-life movement.

"The funny thing is, I actually have the pro-life movement to thank for this opportunity."

It's our fault? She says:

"If my HMO wouldn't have bowed to their pressure not to cover oral contraceptives, I never would've gotten pregnant in the first place."

Sorry ma'am, if you hadn't had sex you wouldn't have gotten pregnant, it's not the HMO's fault for not supporting your promiscuity while not married.

To sum it up, Miss Weber said:

"I realize there are people who will criticize me, calling me selfish and immature because I took "the easy way out." I realize there are those who will condemn me to hell for what I'm about to do. Well, I don't care what they say: It's worth it for all the fun and laughs I'm going to have at the clinic. So listen up, world: I'm pro-abortion... and I love it! See you at my post-abortion party, everybody!"

Miss Weber, you have killed your child, which you admit is a baby/human being, intentionally. That does make you an admitted murderer. I'm not going to "condemn you to hell", I'm going to pray for your forgiveness and for the suffering which you will endure when you realize what you have done. Every baby you see from that moment on is going to wake you up to the realization that you killed your child.

Speak out against abortion. Don't just complain about it. Join the Monthly Call for Life at We call, email and/or march to let our representatives know that we will not stop until they stop the killing of innocent human beings!

United we stand - Divided they die - Pass it on
*sigh* SO so sad. What a clueless fool, on so many levels.
This particular comment really made me laugh: "I'm pro life, but sweet Jesus you're an idiot. For your next post, how about a passionate speech on the need to immediately free Prince Albert from the can?"

I'm looking forward to that post. :D
I can't believe someone's managed to top the protesting of The Two Towers because they thought it was a 9/11 reference.

Thanks for the update!

I think some of the comments to that one are even funnier than the first. My favorite:

Don't listen to these heathens Pete, you know in your heart of hearts that Caroline Weber is just as real as I am. Keep believing child.

Jesus Christ | 07.11.06 - 3:15 am | #

That is truly sublime.

It's a shame you can't post over there using this icon.

Then Pete would protest Sesame Street, because obviously that's how the fetuses are being disposed.
That's awesome. I went to the site and read the comments, and this guy has about 1000000 assholes now.
I've heard of people taking the Onion too seriously but good god. How can you not tell it's a humor newspaper. And this always happens with psycho-conservatives. Like when they were citing the "Harry Potter Introduces Children to Satanism" You'd think after they were laughed at all over they might have updated their files or something.