In other news, last night I found myself at Noir for 80s night. Had I known how good it would be, I would have gone more often.
While I was there I found myself chatting with a friend (who shall remain anonymous) who was really drunk. We had the following exchange:
Ovid: Wanna see a cool trick?
Ovid: OK, first, let me see your keys.
Then we drove him home.