Oil

Wine, Women, and Song

Various and sundry items to reacquaint people with my life.

Wine

Well, not wine, but scotch. A friend had to put down his cat so he threw a wake. We wound up splitting bottles of Ardbeg and Talisker. Fortunately, he's a scotch connoisseur so I didn't have to pretend to enjoy that Johnny Walker or Dewers crap.

Women

My blind date had been tanning so often that I was afraid hunters would try and kill her and use her skin for a handbag. Nice person, but we had nothing in common.

So why don't I date women that I know? I will confess that I am tempted, but I've dated enough women that are friends of friends that I am feel a bit self-conscious. It's sometimes awkward going to a party and counting the women that I've dated. I'm friends with all of them and they know one another, but it still gets weird (but a couple are are sooooo damned cute -- maybe I should break down).

Song

Bought the new Pigface CD "Easy Listening". It's certainly not what most would listen to, but I'm enjoying it tremendously.
  • Current Mood: thoughtful thoughtful
  • Current Music: Pigface | Miss Sway Action
I will confess that I am tempted, but I've dated enough women that are friends of friends that I am feel a bit self-conscious. It's sometimes awkward going to a party and counting the women that I've dated. I'm friends with all of them and they know one another, but it still gets weird

What!? How could that EVER get weird --- having anywhere between 3-5 exes at a party where everyone gets drunk and divulges intimate details at 180 decibles. I don't get it. ;)

(but a couple are are sooooo damned cute -- maybe I should break down).

Oh, go ahead Ovid... ask me. I'll be gentle (this time). hehehe... ;p
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You don't think it's awkward because you were on the giving end and not the receiving end :) You just love to watch me squirm (er, you know what I mean).
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Oh oh oh... you know you adore the attention. And, short of my one beautiful eye, have you ever known me to say something less than complimentary -- if not outright pleasing?

(jog my memory if you have)

And hey... it isn't like you don't love to watch me squirm, too!

Is that the punk band Pigface, or the crazy jazz band Pigface featuring keyboardist Wayne Horovitz?
Punkface
That would be the punk band (are they considered punk?). The songs 'insect/suspect', 'miss sway action' and 'closer to heaven' shouldn't be missed.