Yo tengo crema y jalapenos. Te los quieres? Me gusta burritos! Burritos con carne! Burritos con frijoles! burritos con crema!
My Spanish is pretty rusty, but I could read that. Just to be sure I didn't mess up, I ran it through Babelfish, which translated that to:
I have cream and jalapenos. You you want them? I like young donkeys! Young donkeys with meat! Young donkeys with frijoles! young donkeys with cream!