Ovid (publius_ovidius) wrote,

Personally, I'm a [insert process meat product here] man, myself

While house sitting for pdx42 and _sister_madly_, I ran down to their local supermarket for lunch. I noticed in their frozen food section that they offered processed chicken nuggets of pure breast meat. The name? "Breast Nuggets", of course. Is it just me or is that name a little unsettling? What the hell was their marketing department discussion like?

Alice:  I don't know, Bob.  I think "Breast Nuggets" might not project
        the image we're looking for.
Bob:    It's either that or "Tit Nibbles".
Alice:  "Breast Nuggets" it is, then.
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