Baby Eater -- Unknown author

Personally, I'm a [insert process meat product here] man, myself

While house sitting for pdx42 and _sister_madly_, I ran down to their local supermarket for lunch. I noticed in their frozen food section that they offered processed chicken nuggets of pure breast meat. The name? "Breast Nuggets", of course. Is it just me or is that name a little unsettling? What the hell was their marketing department discussion like?

Alice:  I don't know, Bob.  I think "Breast Nuggets" might not project
        the image we're looking for.
Bob:    It's either that or "Tit Nibbles".
Alice:  "Breast Nuggets" it is, then.
*giggle*

I have to be honest. I saw them in the grocery store, and was excited...NO,not in a sexual way...had it not been for the very obvious name, I would not have taken a second look. But I am all for some good breast meat nuggets :D

meat and greet
Yikes!

While Cathy and I were perusing the wares at Bed, Bath & Beyond, we came across a set of glass rimmers (for cocktails)--it was funny picking up the box with my thumb obscuring the letters G and L, and holding up the box, exclaiming, "Hey Cathy, look what I found! A box of ass rimmers!"

;)
Personally, I'm a [insert process meat product here] man, myself

Personally, I'm a pork sausage man, myself
Seven Words
That reminds me of a section from George Carlin's "Seven Words You Can't Say On The Radio".

Tits doesn't even belong on the list, you know. It's such a friendly sounding word. [ ... ] It sounds like a snack doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is, right. But I don't mean the sexist snack, I mean, New Nabisco Tits. The new Cheese Tits, and Corn Tits and Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits Onion Tits, Tater Tits, Yeah. Betcha can't eat just one.

Re: Seven Words
I have occassionally used the "betcha can't eat just one" line and I've noticed that younger folks sometimes stare at me blankly, not having heard the commercial.

Now that makes me feel old :)
At this one drugstore they sold these mints called negroids....I have wondered about the name
they are german but for the life of me I can't remeber what colour they are I think they might be red
Hmm, you'll pardon me if I fail to pop one of those in my mouth. Candied clams, on the other hand ...

I'm soooo going to hell.