So you may have heard that Michael Jackson, alleged child molester, has decided to move to Bahrain. The cynic in me guessed that Bahrain has no extradition treaty with the United States. A bit of online research suggests that this is true. This, I suppose, is a coincidence. Just like I'm sure his song "Pretty Young Thing" has no, er, unwholesome implications.
Side note: my choice of music for this entry was a complete coincidence. Honestly!