Any Java Gods out there?

If you're a god in the Java programming language, I'm begging for help. I've no idea what I missed, but I've hit a major stumbling block :(

(And if you're wondering why my mood says "satisfied", it's a terribly obscure pun that only people who read the link and know logic programming will get, so please excuse my extreme dorkiness :)
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